Showing posts with label Obama's Personality. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama's Personality. Show all posts
Obama Stimulus Package
Just wanted to let you know I received my Obama stimulus package in the mail this morning. It contained watermelon seeds, cornbread mix and ten coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.
Barocky Road
Baskin Robbins is introducing a new ice cream in honor of President Obama, "Barocky Road." It’s half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by fruits and nuts, leaves you hungry, because it's full of so much air.
Obama Walks into a Bar with a Duck...
Obama walks into a bar with a duck under his arm, sets the duck on the bar, and orders a drink.
A man at a table says, “Hey! where’d you get that pig?!”
Obama turns and says, “My good man, I’ll have you know that this is a duck, not a pig!”
The man says, “I was talking to the duck!”
A man at a table says, “Hey! where’d you get that pig?!”
Obama turns and says, “My good man, I’ll have you know that this is a duck, not a pig!”
The man says, “I was talking to the duck!”
Obama vs. Reagan
America thought it voted for and hired an actor in Reagan. What it got was a politician.
With Barack Obama it thought it hired a politician…
With Barack Obama it thought it hired a politician…
Obama at the Deli
Q: Why couldn't Barak order a deli sandwich at the counter?
A: The portable teleprompter malfunctioned.
A: The portable teleprompter malfunctioned.
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