Bill Clinton goes to see his doctor and the doctor tells him, “Bill, you have to stop masturbating.”
Startled, Bill Clinton asks him, “Why?”
The doctor replies, “Because I have to examine you.”
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Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven...
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven,
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says:
“Very good. Come and sit at my left.’’
God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says:
“You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
Then God addresses Barack. “Barack, what do you believe in?’’
He replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says:
“Very good. Come and sit at my left.’’
God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says:
“You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
Then God addresses Barack. “Barack, what do you believe in?’’
He replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”
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