Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts

Bill Clinton goes to see his doctor...

Bill Clinton goes to see his doctor and the doctor tells him, “Bill, you have to stop masturbating.”

Startled, Bill Clinton asks him, “Why?”

The doctor replies, “Because I have to examine you.”

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven...

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven,

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says:

“Very good. Come and sit at my left.’’

God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says:

“You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

Then God addresses Barack. “Barack, what do you believe in?’’

He replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”