Showing posts with label George Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Bush. Show all posts

Obama and Bush Die of Old Age...

Years from now Obama and Bush die of old age only a second apart.

They arrive at the Pearly Gates. Obama died only one second before W so he is ahead in line.

St. Peter says to Obama, “Here are your robes of silk and your staff of gold. Welcome to Heaven”.

W steps up next. St. Peter says to Bush, “Here are your robes of cotton and your staff of wood. Welcome to Heaven”.

George asks, “St. Peter, he gets silk and gold? And I get cotton and wood?”

St. Peter says, “George, while you were President, the people slept. While Obama was President the people prayed. The Lord rewards results.”

What is the difference between a Bush joke and an Obama Joke?

What is the difference between a Bush joke and an Obama Joke?

With a Bush joke, the joke is on him.

With an Obama joke, the joke is on US!