Four doctors were sitting around chatting.
The French doctor says:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
The German doctor says:
That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
The Russian soctor says:
In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says:
You guys are way behind - we recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
Thanks Chappy!
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Showing posts with label Obama's Intelligence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama's Intelligence. Show all posts
Obama's Library Burnt Down
Last week Obama’s library burnt down and it burnt BOTH of his books.
One hadn’t even been colored in!
One hadn’t even been colored in!
War Casualties
The Department of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
Visibly shaken, he put his head in his hands and rocked from side to side for a moment.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazillion?”
Visibly shaken, he put his head in his hands and rocked from side to side for a moment.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazillion?”
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