Showing posts with label Carville. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carville. Show all posts

What’s the difference between Carville and a bald monkey?

Question: What’s the difference between Carville and a bald monkey?
Answer: A sports jacket.

What is the difference between Carville and a catfish?

Question: What is the difference between Carville and a catfish?
Answer: One’s a scum sucking bottom dweller and ones a fish.

If you were in a room with Hitler, Mussolini and Carville...

Question: If you were in a room with Hitler, Mussolini and Carville and you only had two bullets what should you do?
Answer: Shoot Carville twice.