Showing posts with label Messiah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Messiah. Show all posts
Why is Obama so Scrawny?
Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?
A. If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.
A. If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.
What do God and Obama have in common?
Q: What do God and Obama have in common?
A: God doesn't have a birth certificate either.
A: God doesn't have a birth certificate either.
Another Difference Between Obama and Jesus
I guess that’s the difference between the two Messiahs.
Obama spends and Jesus saves.
Obama spends and Jesus saves.
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven...
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven,
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says:
“Very good. Come and sit at my left.’’
God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says:
“You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
Then God addresses Barack. “Barack, what do you believe in?’’
He replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says:
“Very good. Come and sit at my left.’’
God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says:
“You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
Then God addresses Barack. “Barack, what do you believe in?’’
He replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.”
Difference Between Jesus and Obama
What is the difference between the Messiah Jesus and the ‘messiah’ Obama?
Jesus only had 12 apostles/disciples while Obama has 32+ czars.
Jesus only had 12 apostles/disciples while Obama has 32+ czars.
Why doesn’t Obama pray?
Q. Why doesn’t Obama pray?
A. The telepromter reads all backwards in the mirror.
A. The telepromter reads all backwards in the mirror.
God and Obama Joke
Q: How is God like Barack Obama?
A: God doesn’t believe in Barack Obama either.
Q: What is the difference between God and Barack Obama?
A: God doesn’t think he’s Barack Obama.
A: God doesn’t believe in Barack Obama either.
Q: What is the difference between God and Barack Obama?
A: God doesn’t think he’s Barack Obama.
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